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Wednesday, November 6, 2019

nothing to see here

The next time I am cruising down the interstate in my streak of lightning car carefully obeying the speed limit and I come across a sign saying that the next hundred miles or so will be patrolled by the Deputy Dawgs, I shall have no hesitation in putting the pedal to the metal and seeing what this baby can do and fear not the sound of sirens because there is no such thing as breaking the law in this stretch.  It just looks like ego stroking or log rolling in the Deputies speedometers Nothing to see here, move along.

Our ally is being threatened by our archenemy and the congress has voted aid to keep that enemy at bay but the prez is saying that before he will let them get the money they will have to do a political favor, not for the country at large, but for him personally.  Nothing to see here, move along.

And this is the transcript that Trump says clears him.  And this is not the word for word transcript of the event, this is a transcript that the the prez's people themselves composed,  The actual document is locked up in some place where only the most secret of state secrets go, and there are no plans for it ever being released.  .  Oh, and then there is the recently released testimony of the president's men who apparently fear prison more than the prez.  But if you have a certain kind of speedometer the highest reading only goes to ego boosting and log rolling.  Nothing to see here, move along.


Probably the big girl has been speculating about throwing her hat in the ring all her life except tor the time it was actually in the ring, which is true for most pols, but likely more so with her, and irresponsible pundits point this out from time to time to scare the bejesus out of us dems.  Not gonna happen.

Chicago was a swamp, Champaign where I used to live was a swamp.  Rome was a swamp.  If you want to drain a swamp you have to have someplace lower for the water to go.

Boomers are pretty obnoxious.  I can see why people don't like us.  Tough shit for them I say in that heedless Boomer way that causes people to dislike us.


It wasn't me who said Slick Willie (Blow Job Bill?  Please show a little dignity in these ivied halls) got impeached for shenanigans.  He got impeached because Starr was on his tail for like two years and the best he could come up with after all that time was the stain on the blue dress, and yes Bill is a natural liar and he lied about it.  I guess only something like that registers on Beagles's speedometer. 

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