Rear admiral takes a stern approach

I should have called it MitchCare, McConnell is too hard to spell and has too many syllables.  Sounds odd though, nobody calls him Mitch.  Mitch is kind of a regular guy's name and there just doesn't seem anything regular about that guy.  As for the parens,I know about the brackets [{, but I just don't choose to use them, too much monkey business, like that stupid semi colon.  And I have to applaud Old Dog's phrasing of Objective Reality, regardless of individual interpretations the facts remain the facts, Ma'am.

My apparently careless internet research on the bug did reveal the moth taped to the page, but  I wasn't sure if that was the cause of the computer error or if it was just some prank by the computer nerds, nerds being prone to pranks, in my experience.  My head was turned by this Admiral Hopper, and her rearness which I was expecting the dawgs to enlighten me on but I guess I shall have to enlighten myself.

Oh my it is below even a vice admiral.  Vice admirals, and rear admirals, well we've long heard of she(less)nanigans going on in the navy, such as in that song, In the Navy.  I had thought that the rear admiral was someone who was in the rear, in one of those rooms where you push your boats across the blue table with long sticks, and hence was in charge of all the other admirals.  Below the rear admiral is the commodore (see once you get into that alt sex thing things keep popping up (popping up, hee hee)), and all I can think of is the Commodore 64 in the days when pcs were like those ratlike mammals crawling out of the bones of the dinosaurs.

Mu, wasn't that some kind of Buddhist thing?  But what is this Fu?

I just caught the tip of that story about Trump's bogus Time cover (these things come at you so fast and furious).  I'm sure the answer is that Trump distinctly remembers that he was man of the year, and so do many other really smart people.  I've heard the people around him get so used to His high regard that they absorb it themselves.  If you watch his spokespeople closely you will see a slight genuflection before they say His name.


I am surprised that Miss Vicki is getting all this ink in the Beaglestonian when she doesn't even have a fake butt.  I see Bo Derek of Ten fame is getting some notice also.  Remember that Ten mini craze associated with Bolero?  It was one of those things that seem so big and then they are gone and you can't remember what the fuss was about. Hum, according to wiki she has been playing a little footsy with the reps.  Well I don't guess she would have much influence with those navy guys.

The title is taken from a movie that played in an art theater in Champaign back in the day even before the Commodore 64 when if you wanted porn you had to go to an art theater.