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Tuesday, June 23, 2026
A-Hunting We Will Go
Sunday, June 21, 2026
Deep in the Heart of Texas
I've been hanging at the downtown Senior Citizen writing class these last few weeks and this is what I came out with:
Deep in
the Heart of Texas – Ken Schadt.
I was
standing right across from the train to Texas and suddenly it hit me. I didn’t have to do this. I could cross the street to the Greyhound station
and go right back to Champaign where all my beer drinking friends lived. They were probably beginning to drop by the
Esquire this very minute. I could take the
bus back and I would be sitting at the bar before happy hour was over.
Sure I could
do that, but I would have to bum beer money off of one of my pals, because I didn’t have any
money, because I didn’t have a job. And
that’s why I was taking the train to the boomtown. I got on the Texas Eagle.
By midnight
we were crossing the Mississippi River at St Louis with the gambling boats gleaming
in the night. I dropped off to sleep after
that and then it was a misty dawn when we were passing through Little Rock, then
we went west for most of the day, miles and miles of miles and miles of Texas
as the songwriter wrote. At Dallas we went
south until we hit Austin about the time the bars there were closing.
I was up
first thing in the morning, waiting for my cat to arrive. The day before I took
the train I took my cat to the vet’s where she would be given a sedative and
then Don would pick her up and take her to the Emery office to begin her long
ride by plane and truck to Austin and now she would arrive at my apartment in one
of those red and white trucks, which were driving up and down Lamar, but none
of them pulled into the driveway in front of the apartment and then it was dark
and there were no more trucks.
I went down
to the payphone with a pocket full of quarters and called up Don.
“My cat’s
not here.”
“No, no she
is not.”
“Where is
she?”
“Detroit.”
“Detroit?”
“Detroit
Michigan.”
“What? How?”
“Didn’t I
warn you about your dumb scheme to send a cat by delivery truck?”
“What? You never said a word.”
“Oh, well I
meant to. Anyway don’t fret, they are
driving her down hear even as I speak. I
will be at their office later in the morning and I’ll bring her back here so
don’t you worry.”
“What is she
doing in Detroit?”
“Oh
that. I talked to the guy and he said
they put her in the plane here and the plane flew to New Orleans and Baton
Rouge and everything was fine, but then when they stopped in Austin they forgot
to take kitty out of the airplane. Then
there were a few more stops and when their trip ended she was still on the
plane.”
“How was
she? How is she”
“Well she
was hungry, but they got a can and she ate it all down,”
She didn’t
talk much but she always cleaned her bowl.
“Well, so, wow.” Can they send
her back here tomorrow?”
“No they
can’t. I asked. It’s winter now you know, no more cats in the air by themselves from
now until Memorial Day.”
“What can I
do?”
“Nothing. But I’ll tell you little buddy, sometimes it
gets a little lonely out here in the trailer court, maybe I could use a little
buddy myself for company over those long winter months.”
“She doesn’t
talk much,” I warned him.
“Neither do
I,” he answered.
I was 40
years old. I had never been married or
had any kids. Didn’t even have a job. All I had was the cat. And now she would be a thousand miles from me
in a stranger’s trailer until spring.
That was my
first morning in Austin and in my second I met my white winged warrior.
I was
leaning over my railing looking east towards the dawn, over the honking revving
traffic of Lamar. On the other side and
maybe half a block up there was a little patch of live oaks where I saw a
sudden flash of light and then it was moving.
It was a bird, a large one, a pigeon, a great big white pigeon, broad
wings stretching out as it rose in the sky,
rising higher and coming across Lamar and setting down right on the railing
a few feet from me, where he tucked in his wings and looked at me, like
specifically at me, like he wanted something from me.
Well peanuts
of course. Isn’t that what brought them down
from the cliffs to our rooftops, from scrounging for seeds to accepting a
friendly handout from those humans?
And I had
nothing. I wasn’t expecting a
guest. “You wait right here.” I told him
and dashed down the stairs and across the street to the Safeway and came back
with a little bag of dry roasted peanuts.
But he was
gone. Well shit. I shook the bag in the air but nothing, but
when I turned around there was whoosh of feathers and there he was giving the
peanut bag the eye. I shook one out of
the bag and then another and it was looking like the start of a beautiful friendship.
In my third
morning in Austin I met my next door neighbor.
Her name was Mona, but she liked it if you called her Mona Lisa.
Mona Lisa
wanted to know if I had a girlfriend. I
said I had a cat, she smiled.
“Want one?”
“One what?”
“A
girlfriend?” she answered pointing her
thumb at herself.
Well what
guy doesn’t want a girlfiend? I looked for words.
But I was
too slow, she was laughing, “Just a joke,” she said.
And then she
wanted to know if she could see my cat, and so I had to tell the story. It was a little bit comical and I told it
like it was some kind of joke, but she
wasn’t laughing. She was wondering when they
discovered that they had a cat on their plane.
Well I didn’t know, maybe she was under some other box. Well wouldn’t they have heard her? I told her that she was a quiet cat, which
she was.
Mona looked
up into the sky. “They could have dumped
her, “ she said, “They could have not wanted anybody to know that they messed up and
gotten rid of her. Maybe they just
didn’t want to do the paperwork.”
“ Oh I am
sure she was on some other list, and anyway nobody would just dump her, people don’t
do shit like that.”
“Some do,”
she answered.
When I left
Champaign I had to get my cat to the vet’s by four. I had been kind of putting it off all
afternoon, but then it was four o’clock, and I had to do it right then. She was a quiet cat and she didn’t say
anything when I lifted her up and put her in the cat carrier and then closed
the transparent top above her. She just
looked at me from inside the carrier.
Wednesday, June 17, 2026
Beaglesonia in Summer
Back in the day, I used to spend all winter dragging logs out of the swamp. Then I would spend most of the spring and summer cutting them up and splitting the larger pieces. The really small stuff had already been cut up at the site and brought out in the front-end loader. The device you see on the left is my hydraulic splitter. I think I have some pictures of it in use, and I will show them to you when I come across them.
The splitter can be adjusted to operate either horizontally or vertically. I found that vertical worked better for my purposes. As I split each block, I would stack the pieces in the loader and dump them in the structure you saw in the background of the first picture. Then in the winter I would use the same loader to bring them into the garage where the wood furnace is located. It's hard to believe that I was ever capable of doing such work, but I was.
Thursday, June 11, 2026
Institute Head count.
A brief google search on my part reveals that daylight in the swamp basically means shake a leg, which could also mean get up and boogie. I sent Old Dog an email and he confirms that while he is not about to get up and boogie, he could if something moved him too. Me too, could get up and boogie, well not much of a hoofer, but I can walk till the cows come home and feel just fine. Apparently cows when they are eating God's good grass tend to linger a bit.
Just keeping Beagles caught up with the health of his associates. We don't want to be those oldsters that can go on and on about our conditions and the various meds we take, though when prompted I have to stifle the urge to yak on on the subject till the cows come home.
Nice pics Beagles, keep them coming.
Wednesday, June 10, 2026
Daylight in the Swamp!
I have heard of at least two versions of the origin of this phrase. One version is that this call was used to wake up the lumberjacks in the morning, meaning that, since it's daylight in the swamp, it's time to be up and working. The other version is that it was the lumberjack's mission to let some daylight into the swamp. Either way, I thought it would be an appropriate title for these "before" and "after" photos.
Tuesday, June 9, 2026
Testing Photo App
Tuesday, May 26, 2026
Sounds Serious
Sorry to hear about all the medical trouble that Uncle Ken is having. What else can I say? The medical people I have been dealing with have been much more willing to share the results of all the tests and procedures that I have been going through the last few years. If anything, I have frequently suspected that they were overstating my problems, but time has proven that they were mostly right after all.
They tried to put me on oxygen years ago, but I just couldn't see myself dragging those tanks around. Turns out there is indeed a better way. It's called an oxygen concentrator. It's a portable machine that takes in atmospheric air and strips the nitrogen out of it, delivering a high concentration of oxygen to your nose through a rubber hose. It's not as intrusive as it sounds. It would be easy to forget that I'm wearing it except that my wife tells me when I've had enough. She says it makes me talk like a machine gun, but I have been accused of that all my life, although, come to think of it, not lately. Maybe this means I am getting back to my own self after all these years. One can only hope.
I have bought one of those DVD/CD players that Old Dog told me about, but I haven't had the chance to try it out yet. I could be doing it now, but then I wouldn't be writing this post. Maybe tomorrow.