quick fried to a crackly crunch in the proverbial handbasket

The last time I saw a photo of Beagles on facebook he had a bushy beard, small wonder because he hates Occam's Razor.  What's so hard to believe about Trump being a big fucking egomaniacal asshole.  I mean isn't that the guy you see every time you turn on the tv?  Of course he thought right from the beginning that he could win this thing, I mean isn't he the smartest, most capable, guy in the country?

I was talking about his surrogates a couple posts ago, about how they are a bunch of nobodies with no reputation to worry about.  Before the the Cheeto Bandito's trip south of the border, they were all over on what the quick fried to a crackly crunch cheese character was going to do with the eleven million.  About half of them were sure he was going to deport them and the other half were like well it's something he will have to think about but it will be very humane.  Then the word went out Trump was going to make a definitive statement and you could hear a sigh of relief, as much as these characters have any real human emotions, go up from them and they could just say, we'll have to wait until Mr Trump, they all call him Mr Trump, makes his statement.

So would he be the quick fried to a crackly crunch, or would he be the soft baked to a delicate crunch, or maybe he would be the xxtra flamin' hot.  Excuse me, in the course of internet research I have been visiting cheeto sites, and it's hard to do that early in the morning without getting your head turned around, and without getting a little hungry too.  And the big day came and he said he would deport them and a few minutes later said that he'd think about it.  So, um, there.

There is that old nostrum where if your candidate loses you can spend the next four years while the other candidate leads us down to hell in a handbasket hooking a thumb into your suspenders and saying proudly, I didn't vote for him, but of course you are still going down to hell in a handbasket with everybody else.



One big difference before the internet was you had the morning paper, and that was the news since sometime very early in the morning, and then maybe you saw the noontime news on tv and that was the news up till then, but being tv it was pretty short and actually half of it was weather.  Then the afternoon paper, then the evening news, and just to keep you tossing and turning through the night there was the ten o'clock news.  The thing is at each of these occasions you got the news up to that time and you could sit and digest it and cogitate upon it for a time.  Anymore there's newer news every time you look at the computer, and there is really no reason to cogitate on it because newer news will be there the next time you look at the screen.  It makes it hard to make decisions that you will have to remake in favor of newer news five minutes hence.