cheesehead outlaws

Almost since the day he stepped into the office there has been an increase in Trump craziness. At first it was held back by his handlers who could sometimes get him to behave, but since Kelly's demise (I don't even remember if he quit or was fired, so many men, so little time).  Since then it has risen through an exponential rate you know like the thing with the grains of rice on the chessboard.  Capped I would say by his announcement that he has been taking snake oil for the past couple weeks and rather proud of it.  Of course in a week or two he will be up to stuff that will make that look tame.

Biden has always seemed a bit addled.  It's kind of like it is for myself, and I assume the dawgs, when I can't remember the name of that thingamajigger, you know the one I got from, whatshisname, or something that was in my hand just five minutes ago has now apparently disappeared from the universe.  Is it just one of those funny things that we oldsters do or is it the onset of The Big One?

Banana Republicans is I assume a play on banana republic.  It still seems odd to me that Trump has not designed some kind of whiz bang uniform for himself.  I guess he likes that hunched up suitcoat and that flapping tie and that hair that is like a helmet.  He has a new Space Force flag, shouldn't he have some Space Force medals?  Many people think so.

It's hard to gauge things by how long people have been under lockdown because not all people have been obeying it at the same rate.  And now these often piecemeal openings are going to cloud that data completely.  In that barber's town there may be some guy who has it but doesn't feel it and otherwise might have stayed home another week when it would have passed but now ambles down to the striped poles and the next thing you know we have like fifty cases in some itty bitty town.  Happens with stunning regularity.

I used to think that the further north you went the more civilized people became.  You know those long winters where people have to stick together to survive, as opposed to those warmer climes where you don't need that much to get by so you don't have to be all that responsible. 

But the republicans in Wisconsin are like the republicans in Michigan, elected from gerrymandered districts and winning the majority of seats even though most people voted for the democrats. and acting like the outlaws they are so that now Wisconsin is like the wild west with open saloons where the yahoos among us can go west young man and breathe in all that corona air and come back and breathe it on us responsible folks so that all our sheltering and masking come to naught.