I'm kind of interested in those guys who you ask if they are bad and
they tell you, "Why yes I am, why do you ask?" I don't think I know
anybody like that. Of course I never come right out and ask them,
wouldn't seem polite, but I reckon, since they are proud of it, it might
come out in conversation as in, "I prefer a pale ale with a hint of
lemon and pine, a bold bitterness, and a dry citrus finish, but maybe
that's because I'm a bad guy."
But then you are saying that badness is in the eye of the beholder, so I
imagine to you if somebody tells you that they can't wait for the big
girl to win the election and run this country the right way, you would
assume that this was a bad person. Myself, I would prefer that he
preferred to live in Bernie's socialist paradise, but I imagine if he
was drinking an India pale ale and not one of those stupid wheat beers I
would think he was alright, I don't even talk to people who are
drinking yellow beer, unless it's Pabst Blue Ribbon, something about
that label I guess.
You think that now that Russia is full of mobsters and kleptocrats who
like 90 percent like Putin and probably hate America as much as they did
in commie days, that they are rehabilitated? What if we had lost the
cold war? It's not like we actually won the cold war, we don't fly the
stars and stripes over the Kremlin, and we didn't even get like a slice
of the Crimea. How about some of that string of islands west of Alaska,
we could have extended Freedom into a couple more time zones? The USSR
just fell apart like a cheap suit, perhaps because they were tired of
wearing cheap suits. I remember when Khrushchev visited the USA and
tongues wagged about his ill-fitting suits, has to wear on a guy. Your
ilk, the Reagan worshiping faction, which, let's face it, is all of your
ilk, thinks Ronnie defeated the Russkies with the jawbone of an ass, no
wait, Star Wars, not the movie, the thing with missiles in outer space
that nobody ever quite understood, which is just as well since none of
it ever worked.
But what if we had lost the cold war, not so much as we had commissars
in Des Moines (of course they would never dare to enter The Freehold,
they might be commies, but they aren't crazy), but simply the USA
collapsed while the USSR stood tall, which I guess would prove that they
had the better system and wouldn't you then be behooved to rehabilitate
yourself and become a commie?
I'm a little shocked that Obama's tinkering with some little details of
the gun laws meets your approval, if not the manner, then the
substance. I thought you were committed to fighting for gun rights inch
by inch like a WW1 battlefield, where you were glad to have AK 47s
legal, because that was one more fight before the anti gun nuts would
have to fight before they could get into the swamp and take Old Betsy
from your yellow beer stained hands. Most of the pundits are saying it
won't get past the courts, but if it does, I'm sure the big girl will
keep them, and right now she looks like a shoo-in if we have a third
party, which it now looks like we will, but again this is the republican
primary and anything, anything at all, can happen.
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