Same Fish, Smaller Barrels

A wise internet philosopher once said, "When you're shooting fish in a barrel, all you've got to hit is the barrel."  The barrels have gotten a lot smaller lately, which means you have to shoot more barrels to hit the same number of fish.  I searched my news app for "recent mass shootings", and they are still happening, only now they are calling almost any shooting a mass shooting.  I don't know if these smaller and more frequent shootings are producing the same casualty rate per year. Somebody should do a study about that.  

As for school shootings, most schools have been closed since March, which is one way to solve the problem.  You can't shoot people over the internet, at least not yet.  Too bad they didn't have on line schools when we were kids.  We could have gotten a decent education without having to put up with all those goofy people.