I want my Herdez

The article I had trouble accessing, though I later found it in the Sunday edition of the Trib was the one about Dumb and Dumber toting firearms at the border.  Their colorful nicknames and the way they made up names for geographic locations and that they seemed ahem, not very well read, made me think of them as adolescent cowboys, 

The article was kind of short and didn't give much information about the situation.  Were they part of some bigger movement or just a couple guys with nothing better to do on the weekend?  I noticed that the border patrol would rather those guys stayed at home.

I wonder if that fish patrol is also armed, for you know, their protection.  Well isn't it the aim of the gun nuts that we all be armed for our protection whether we are going to the bar or to school or to the church of our choice?  They only time being armed for my protection may have helped me out was that time I got mugged, but even then I have to think that if the muggers had also been armed for their protection, it may have come out much worse than me losing my wallet.

If there is a possibility that those guys would need to use their firearms at the border, wouldn't everybody be better off if they stayed at home? 

I did hear something on the chicks in front front yesterday afternoon.  I was just dropping off for my nap when some Trump guy was being interviewed on CNN, (yes I have it on all the time.  I'm sick) and he didn't use the exact words chicks up front, but he did allude to the carvaners employing the tactic.  Unfortunately the interviewer did not ask him how he knew that and I did not catch his name.

Okay I went to the google machine to see if I could find this guy and apparently a lot of Foxies and Breitbarts are saying it, but none of them are saying where exactly they heard it, and as far as I know with all the cameras down there, there is no photographic proof. 

And now Trump, who claims they did not use tear gas at the border, wants to close the whole damn border.  I expect I better get out to the Jewel and buy all the Herdez on the shelves.