balloons

About those balloons, I don't know what to think.  I don't think that they are all that harmful to us because they already have satellites and spies on the ground and precisely what would they get from a balloon?  Are we broadcasting important missile info on arcane frequencies that only a balloon pick up?  Are they probing the minds of our scientists with some kind of secret ray to pick up what they are thinking?  Are they looking for birthday cakes so they can tell what sign our scientists were born under, after which a simple graphing of astronomical bodies will reveal everything they need to know?  

We ought to stop broadcasting our rocket science secrets in the listening range of balloons, and maybe we should assign our scientists fake birthdays so their horoscopes will be off.  As for those brain waves I have it on good authority that tinfoil hats work like a charm.

But why are the Chinese flying these balloons where everybody can see them?  Is it to thumb their noses at us, just because?  I expect whatever we find out will be immediately classified as top secret so we will never know unless we sneak into the garages of ex-presidents.

Who elected these clowns?  Why, we did.

See that's what I say, especially when somebody is complaining about those lying cheating politicians that are taking advantage of John Q Public who is totally innocent of guile and honest to a fault.

Well not we personally, those of us living in the lapus lazuli state of Illinois, except for 1986 when we went for the LaRouchies but I was in Texas at the time.  

I took a brief break here to look up how much Marjorie Taylor Greene won her last election by and it turns out that she had 75% of the vote in her district.  I don't know what to say.

Well those guys, the house majority guys, you can't say they are not entertaining.  They are having all these hearings on everybody who they don't like which amounts to a lot of people.  They will convict as many people as they did with their long extended Benghazi investigations, but that doesn't bother them, because mainly they just like to look righteous in front of tv screens.  Entertaining indeed.

Hoping that those tests come out ok for you and that the diagnosis will say that you just don't drink enough yellow beer.