When I was a young revolutionary mopping floors at Herrin Hospital in
order to dodge the draft, occasionally I would be assigned to clean the
doctors' conference room. Facing all the chairs was this big revolving
blackboard. You could turn it vertically so that the back was now
facing front, so that maybe you would have made your point, but wanted
to go on without erasing what you had already written, and you could
just spin the blackboard to the other side.
I would always write "SOCIALIZE MEDICINE NOW!!!" on the side facing the
back and I imagined that sometime in the next week one of the doctors
would be giving a presentation and would fill one side with something
about how to make more money and then would spin it over, still facing
the other doctors so that he could not see what was written on it, and
they would all gasp in horror.
Socialized medicine was as popular as socialism which was as popular as
communism, and not much has changed in the fifty years since then.
Perhaps if you just explained single payer and the way it worked you
could get the guy on the next barstool to think it was jake, but as soon
as the guy on the next bar stool explained that that was socialized
medicine the jig would be up.
Outside of the left socialized medicine has never been popular in
America. Nobody but them ever thought it was inevitable. I'm surprised
that you did. How did that go over with your brother Birchers?
You wouldn't bring up a single payer bill out of nowhere, it would have
to be in the context of some health plan. I think most everybody in the
country knows that a single payer bill will n`ever pass through
congress. Republicans like to force votes on bills that will never pass
to impress the folks back home. The dems back home are too smart to be
fooled by that tomfoolery so in general the dems don't bring up bills
they know won't pass.
In the current climate I think if Trump goes in with less than the
majority, he will find damn few delegates will change their vote for
him, so if he doesn't get it on the first vote he will never get it.
After that who knows. Once Trump is out of the picture the reps, who by
and large don't like Lyin' Ted, will realize they don't need him
anymore and will maybe go for Uncle Johnny Ohio, and of course Mitt will
be waiting in the wings with a thumping heart.
Trump is not going to be anybody's second banana, and nobody would want
Trump as their second banana. If he doesn't get it it will be proof
that he wasn't treated right and he will go third party. It's possible
he will lose interest at that point, perhaps he will decide that the
American people don't deserve him, but even so I think his followers
will launch some kind of campaign.
I was always a Cub fan. I don't know why. Maybe for the same reason that I always wanted to be left-handed.
It was particularly stupid to be a Cub fan on the south side in the
50s. The White Sox were always chasing the Yankees and even caught them
once, while the Cubs were always mired in last place. I took a lot of
abuse.
Comiskey being so much closer I went to a lot of Sox games, but every
now and then I would be taken to the north side, to the shrine. This
was the only time I ever rode on an el, i was thrilled, it was so high,
cars were like toys, people were like ants.
The north side had trains, the north side had a lot of diagonal streets,
no number streets like any sane side of the city would have. At some
point it occurred to me that there was a 5607 N Homan, just like there
was a 5607 S Homan! Talk about blowing my mind. Did the people there
talk backwards, walk on the ceilings and look up at the floors?
But back to sports. I was good enough for the kid's softball game where
the four corners of the intersection were the bases, the street that
went right was out, and the ball was some old softball beaten to the
consistency of a pillow, but when the game moved to the prairies and
took up the hardball i was pretty deficient, though i always liked to
play. By high school when they picked the two sides i was always picked
last, and I was always apologetic to the side that got stuck with me.
I followed Gage Park sports a little. When I got to college and became a
hippie i eschewed sports as too square. When I came out of that and
noticed that a lot of my fellow dropouts were also Cub fans I returned
to my Cub fandom. When I started tending bar I had to keep up with
sports a little, just to be part of the conversation, but I never got
too deep into it. Now that I'm retired, i follow the Cubs and that's
about it.
How about you? Is there any story to how you became a fan of no sports?
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