Big Ben

I found the article about the turtle interesting, particularly the part about how they get waterlogged from staying submerged for so long.  That might explain why the turtle in the picture looks so puffy.

The article about the penis enlargement was interesting as well, although it doesn't sound like anything I would want to do.  I am reminded of Old Ben back in my paper mill days.  Ben was short of stature, but he was exceptionally well hung and quite proud of it.  One day he happened to be in the shower with this truck driver from Texas.  Ben was showing off, waving the thing around and such.  The driver, not sure of who he was dealing with, was trying not to notice.  Finally, Old Ben, in an attempt to get the attention he felt he deserved, asked the driver, "Do they grow them that big in Texas?"  The trucker replied dryly "In Texas, we grow men, not pricks."