yer still fulla shit, hey how about that Rand?

Ah, yer still fulla crap Beagles.  I'd have to see more backup on this ballot proposal to what, legalize abortion that got defeated two to one.  Those numbers don't sound right.  Two to one?  And back in the day when Detroit was still making cars?  I would like to know the manner of this bill proposal.  And I'm not going to look it up because you didn't bother to look up mine.  You know you could have copied and pasted the url, or you could have simply googled 'Michigan antiabortion laws'.

Tough shit if you don't like the way the supreme court rules, and tough shit for me if I don't like the way it rules currently.  It is the law of the land, and if you don't like the law of the land you can just stay in Beaglesonia and don't use any of our highways.

The freedom of speech does not imply the freedom not to listen, that is like saying apples imply oranges.  Nevertheless you can certainly not listen if you choose to, nobody will prosecute for that.  They will however prosecute you for not obeying some change made in your hunting season that you didn't hear about because you didn't choose to listen.  You can of course turn off your tv anytime a gay or black or hispanic shows up on it, but I imagine the hypothetical wife would soon send you out of doors to smoke a cig and get over your crabby whininess, you big baby.

The point of census data was that Cheboygan is hardly diverse.  Not that there is anything wrong with not being diverse, but I just wanted to point that out. 

It's not true that if you are part white and part something else the gov considers you the not white part.  The gov considers you whatever you say you are.  You can say you are white, or you can say you are the other thing, or you can say you are mixed race, or you can say you are human (in which case the census taker, clucks, "Oh a libertarian," and puts you down in the secret gov category of Stupid Asshole).

There was a time when the American people, who weren't French, didn't like those who were, though I don't think they considered them nonwhite, more of an offwhite I think, the way they also thought of people from southern or central Europe as offwhite.  And if you remember your history you will recall that those bohunks kicked up quite a fuss about labor laws, and though they had no tv then to disturb law abiding citizens, I imagine they popped up in the newspapers fairly often, at which point the white as snow guys slammed their papers shut and their wives told them to go out back and use the privy and come back in when their whining was done and stop being such a big baby, or maybe it was stupid asshole.  I think I am mixing my metaphors.

How do you expect us white people to stand up and be counted? 
Do we march into the city square and count off like we did in gym, oh you mean on the census.  Marginalized?  You think we are being marginalized?  Have you not seen the makeup of our governing bodies, and the list of the country's richest men, and the demographics of the prison population?  Oh wait, I guess you mean that whites once kept all nonwhites from power and money, and we should go back to doing that.

You stupid asshole.

Maybe we need a new topic, because this whole Old Man Beagles yearns for the good old days when everybody was white and straight and crabs about it gets old.

On my Yahoo news page this morning we have that shooting in SC, and we have lately been all over Ferguson, we have the Boston bombing verdict, but everybody already knew he did it, so the only thing to decide is whether we execute him or not, and I don't give much of a shit either way.  We have the Iran treaty, but that's a complicated issue.  We have the Saudis bombing the Houthis, but somebody is always bombing somebody there.  We have North Korea firing missiles.  Oh, here we have Rand Paul announcing he is running.  He's probably the closest thing you have to a hero who is running for prez.  Maybe we can talk about him.