tits

 Today the sun will set one minute later, but it will also rise one minute later.  All in all we will gain .01 minutes of daytime.  But tomorrow we will gain .05, then .09, .14, .18, .22...the train is just beginning its chug, chug, chug.

Meanwhile here in the present it is 33 degrees and will continue at that temp till noontime when it begins a steep slide to 2 at my bedtime.  That is here in THE GREATEST CITY INNA WORLD!!!  Meanwhile in the freehold it is 22 degrees and will be rising to 32 and stay there until my bedtime if I were sleeping in Michigan.  Looks like a lot of rain, but no snow.  I don't know, just does not seem fair.

Meanwhile it appears that Trump's tit is in the wringer, actually several wringers, he would have to be a dog or a cat to have enough tits to accommodate all the wringers his tits are in.  I just love the expression tit in a wringer.  First heard it way back in Champaign from one of my beer drinking buddies who grew up on a farm.  Those farmboys have some pretty nifty expressions.  

Right about now gentle reader I am guessing that you, like me, are wondering why do humans only have two nipples.  Mr G replies primly that it is a primate thing due to the fact that we do not have near as many babies at one time, but then knowing we love a little dish he adds: A supernumerary nipple is an additional instance of nipple occurring in mammals, including humans. They are often mistaken for moles. Studies variously report the prevalence of supernumerary nipples as approximately 1 in 18 and 1 in 40.

It's the tax wringer that interests me most.  Especially that thing where the IRS did not audit Trump until the dems asked what is going on here.  And remember those audits of both Comey and McCabe where the odds against them both getting audits were like a million to one, and the IRS just tut tutted, mere coincidence?  Could the IRS have been corrupted?  And how about the secret service serving Trump maybe a bit too much?  And how about all that Deutsche bank funny business?  Will that show up in the release?

Well after the bang bang bang of The Big Storm, and Christmas, and New Years, we will have nothing but time as the small daily increments of daytime finally amount to well, spring again.

And this just in because I know you were wondering.

According to the 2015 edition of Guinness World Records, the animal with the most nipples is the female shrewish short-tailed opossum, which can boast a 27-gun salute.