state nicknames

Oh I see the libertarian guy from time to time, I may have seen a green guy once or twice, I don't believe I have ever seen a commie or a socialist.  Well I have seen a socialist once or twice explaining about how Bernie is not really a socialist, he is just trying to steal their thunder.  Their thunder?  I can't speak for your Cheboygan paper, maybe it is a commie hate rag, or worse. maybe it is controlled by Them.

Talk about democracy in mis-action, we have that election for judges here in Illinois too, and like in The Winter Wonderland (the internet tells me this is a nickname for Mich.  I don't know how many people call it that, about as many as call Illinois The Land of Lincoln I reckon) different organizations hand out slates for who to vote for, mainly who not to vote for because some of these guys are nuts or crooks or whatever, but they get reelected anyway because who remembers to take their lists into the polling place.  Probably the best thing to do is to vote against all of them and that way the bad apples are more likely to get bounced from the barrel.

What is it with wolverines anyway?  Is that because you Winter Wonderlanders want to have a badass little mammal to compete with America's Dairylanders?  I know you guys hate Ohio (Buckeyes, not only not a mammal, but not even an animal for Chrissake) because they stole Toledo, I think, from you, but how do you feel about those Cheeseheads (a much better nickname) right on the border of your Yoopers?

When we are not Land of Lincolners we are Suckers, as in the Sucker State, which has something to do with some plant called the corn sucker, which I would look up this foggy morning, but it sounds incredibly boring, and not for our penchant for voting for governors who end up in the big house. 

They should do a study on these term limit pols, like how many of them actually forego another likely term.  Talk about suckers, why would anybody believe that the politician who espouses term limits will, when the time comes, believe that this limitation applies to them?

And the whole thing of prohibiting some guy from running because of term limits, or because he was born in the wrong place, is just plain stupid.  It's not like they are sneaking in some back door, they have the intelligent and dedicated voters to face.  If the people vote to wear their new blue jeans, let them wear them, lest our finest minds me driven to a a swamp on the outskirts of the Winter Wonderland where their thoughts are only heard by some commie symp in a tower on the edge of the Land of Lincoln.