ridding this country of Mexicans, Muslims, or anybody else

Where is the tea party in this election?  Trump is not their man since he has in his previous, pre-Republican life voiced some pretty mainstream ideas.  Cruz would seem to be one, although he is cozying up real close to the evangelicals.  I never understood the libertarian/bible beating coalition that made up the tea party.  It would seem that either side was made up of everything the other side stood against, but then the unifying force of the tea party is what they are against, so maybe it doesn't matter that both sides were so dissimilar.  Rubio is considered an establishment guy, I guess because he is a bit, er, flexible, and the establishment guys want to have somebody they can cozy up to, and they've largely given up on Jeb.  I hear Rand Paul barely made it onto the stage for the upcoming debate.  Isn't he too dovish for the tea partiers though?

You'll have to walk me through how Obama fueled the tea party.  Are you telling me that if the big girl had won the election there wouldn't have been a tea party?  I think we need to follow the money.  I think it was some guy who cornered the market on those goofy hats and then had to figure out where he could find some idiots to wear them.

So I think what you are saying was that if it could be done you would like to rid the country of what you call, in your indelicate choice of words, undesirables?  So who are they?  Your earlier reference was to ridding this country of Mexicans, Muslims, or anybody else which really is not very specific, especially the anybody else part, but apparently they have been let into the country by let me guess, Obama?

So who are these undesirables?  All immigrants, illegal immigrants, all muslims, just terrorist muslims, and anybody else is just people you don't like?  And undesirable to who?  Well pretty much everybody else is undesirable to you.  I expect your vision for America is everybody living on some freehold marching around with their bazillion guns because anytime anybody whispers 'gun control' they are out to the gun store like granny out to the gambling boat. 

So I thought you were maybe easing up on the undesirables when you said they're here now, but then stocking up on ammunition and hiding in the swamp arises.  Do you think those immigrants made the hard trek to America to come to your swamp and hang out with you in the deer blind?  Isn't hiding out in the swamp and stocking up on ammo what you are already doing?  Isn't this what you see as your ideal vision for America, everybody hanging out in their own swamp while the guys that make guns, many of them in foreign countries I believe, get filthy rich?  Maybe this is just more of that Beagles humor, but it appears to be a rather hostile humor.

What about if instead of the Whole Foods clerks whispering bang when your venison order is ready, they would merely stand in front of you for about thirty seconds, and if you were asleep then it would be no venison for you?  How about if they wore those antlers that are so popular this season?