I believe what the militias in Illinois did was fight injuns.  I 
don’t think the National Guard does that.  I believe that back in the day if a 
militia guy didn’t want to join in on a particular raid he would tell the rest 
of the guys to go fuck themselves.  I don’t believe that option is open to a 
member of the present day National Guard.  I believe the closest thing we have 
had to a militia in the present day is those black helicopter guys who used to 
roam the forests of your state, but now I think their wives let them drink beer 
in the house so we don’t hear about them anymore.
Yeah I think all of us states should have their own armies too.  
Then the Fighting Illini could march into Wisconsin and the upper peninsula and 
then the lower and make you guys pay tribute and that could solve our budget 
deficit. 
I think a yeoman was pretty much a vassal, a step above a serf, but 
that was it.  Read your wiki.
I wasn’t there when prohibition began, but I don’t believe the wets 
ever used the argument that the constitution protected their right to drink.  At 
least they were more honest then you gun nuts.
See here’s the thing, if you believe that hauling Old Betsy around 
makes it a better world, than make that argument.  Don’t make some 
constitutional argument when you admit that you will be packing heat regardless 
of what the constitution says, so the constitution is irrelevant to the 
argument.  
My theory vs practice thing is like the founding fathers drew up 
the constitution, dividing up the government and putting in all those checks and 
balances.  That is theory.  Then they put people in the positions they had 
invented and those guys used it to fight for whatever they wanted and sometimes 
they went along with the constitution when it was to their advantage, and 
sometimes they found loopholes, and sometimes they downright cheated.  That is 
practice.
Ideology is theory and the politicians are the practice, and I 
think if you are only interested in ideology to the exclusion of the politicians 
you are outside Plato’s cave where all the action is.
You know I am the kind of guy who believes there are two kinds of 
people in the world, and I think there are two kinds of philosophy also.  There 
are the stoics who believe the world is corrupt and there’s not much to be done 
about that, so the thing to do is keep yourself morally straight and the hell 
with everybody else.  And then there are the utilitarians who believe you should 
fight to make it a better world, and if in the struggle you might have to cozy 
up to some dirty guys and soil your tunic, then so it goes.
The better world to the utilitarian is the greatest good for the 
greatest amount of people.  And you are absolutely right that the big problem 
with this is who decides what the greatest good is.
I wonder about these laws against bazookas and atom bombs.  Surely 
they aren’t just laws that say here are the weapons that you cannot have.  It is 
never good to have a list of weapons because you gun nuts always find some 
loophole.  I guess that it is more of a general law and the forbidden weapons 
come from the interpretation of the law.  I guess you would know exactly what 
that law is.
See that’s where my anti gun nuts come a cropper, is it a an 
assault weapon, is it a tactical weapon, how many angels can dance on the head 
of a pin?  
Myself, I would leave you Old Betsy, but I would take away all the 
automatic weapons and I would be pretty strict about who could own a handgun.  
But you know that is theory, in practice you gun nuts occupy the seat of power, 
and there is nothing to be done about it until people change their minds about 
it.  
I don’t know what you mean by the recent controversy that has made 
guns fly off the shelf.  I guess you mean the election of Barak Obama.  
And indeed you are right they have been flying.  Obama has done nothing to curb 
guns in six years on the job, but gun nuts are so stupid that they think they 
have to fill their closets before the spigot shuts off.  You guys are in 
control, that spigot is not going to be turned off in the foreseeable future, 
but go ahead, do as you like, it’s your money.
But how about gay marriage?  I remember you saying that if we 
allowed gay marriage it would damage your marriage, so now that is legal for 
roughly half (maybe a third) of the people in the country what damage has you 
marriage suffered?
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