Finally, something worth writing about! Silly me, I have always thought that "jagoff" and "jackoff" were different variations of the same word. After all these years, I have discovered that they are two distinctly different things. It just goes to show that you are never too old to learn something new.
About that other thing, it reminds me of an old joke:
A man who worked in Washington, DC and lived in the suburbs found that all traffic was gridlocked during his morning commute. After sitting there for a while, he saw somebody walking down the line of stalled cars, stopping briefly at each one. When the man came alongside him, he asked him what was going on.
"A bunch of terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress and are holding them for ransom. They say that, if the ransom is not paid by noon today, they will douse the whole group with gasoline and set them on fire. Would you like to make a contribution?"
"I don't know. How much is everybody else contributing?"
"On average, about two gallons."
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