I reckon when there is a storm in the swamp a fellow takes the good book down from the shelf and does a bit of cramming in case when he runs into St Peter in a few minutes and gets asked who was Johosaphats and why did he slay Whatsaphats he will be able to nail it and be measured for his halo.
The part I missed in this bit of bible study was at the end where I am sure Beagles meant to say, but of course any reasonable man knows that it is better to have a black or a lesbian latina (who is not a raving lunatic) than to have raving lunatic in the white house. Maybe the power went out before he got to that part or maybe that lightning bolt (Maybe Zeus felt like He got a short shrift in this bible study) hit the center of the swamp and now Beagles can have bible study all day every day.
It seems like all dolls except maybe those inflatable ones you can buy at the porn store, or so I've heard, are nongender, where there should be a taco or a burrito there is just a smooth expanse, as I'm sure me and the dawgs discovered at an early age since we all had distaff siblings. Remember how clearly the playground was divided between girl things and boy things? I am still ignorant of the ways of hop scotch and I don't know any of those little chants that accompanied the whisk of that rope.
They spoke a bit of John Wesley at Elsdon Methodist. I think his big moment was breaking with the Calvinists. But honestly who wouldn't break with those bastards? I think technically we couldn't drink alcohol (when one of the preachers brought in communion Welch's grape stood in for the blood), and maybe play cards or dance, but they never pushed it at Elsdon. When I was in southern Illinois the landlady attended a Methodist church down there but it seemed a lot more like a Baptist church than the one at 53rd and Christiana.
There were a couple Dump tweets yesterday morning, one about Guantanamo and I forget the other one, he's kind of outdone himself by claiming that the black president (who was not a raving lunatic) was wires tapppping him, and he will have to put a bit of thought, which frankly appears to be beyond his skill set, to get back to the forefront. I expect we can expect Old Dog who eschews facebook but is now suckling at the breast of the bird (sort of like skipping marijuana and going straight to heroin) to keep us informed.
As for the new Ryancare well there is a great drama with a huge cast of characters that I expect will go nowhere, except that it will somehow work in tax cuts for the rich as all republican legislation ultimately does. But Dump, with his aversion to details, is on the sidelines on this one. Will he be able to stand that? I rather think not.
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