They return

Well nothing you said after the foot x-ray machines makes any sense so it does look like Trump would be your man.

It doesn't make sense because They have returned, and I don't think They have ever been defined other than They who run everything, Who are beyond political parties, and have the power to do anything, but still They plot things to control the American people to make them do things for purposes that can only be guessed at, but Beagles suspects that They are up to no good, and to thwart Their evil intentions he tries to figure out what They are up to, and votes against whoever he thinks might be Their man. 

Does that sum it up? 

Kind of makes it impossible to discuss politics if unseen forces with unknowable intentions run everything, and especially, omigod, if They sometimes use reverse psychology.  Wait a minute, don't They control both candidates?  Surely They would never allow an enemy to run against Them, and surely an enemy could never beat Them.  It renders our sometimes diverting discussion of politics pointless.  Not that, to use one of Beagles' favorite phrases, has never stopped us before.

Wait a minute?  You voted for McGovern in 72?  Are there any other times that you have voted for a democrat, just to thwart Them?

Everybody knows the 14th Amendment was passed to give citizenship to the slaves, and I think most people think that was a good thing.  And it has still seemed a nice act, a generous thing for the American people, who are always patting themselves on the back for being generous, to do.  Remember when we Americans could be proud of what we were?  Remember when we were against torture, and looked down our noses on countries that did that?  

That question of whether the supreme court decides things on the basis of the founder's intentions or on the conditions of today is as old as the supreme court.  Whatever you read 'somewhere,' you could have read anywhere at any time. 

And probably since They control the media, it was something that They wanted you to believe, so I am surprised you fell for that.  Unless They were using reverse psychology, or maybe you are using reverse psychology.  Who would expect that They would use some crackpot on the edge of the country to further Their purposes? 

Or maybe I am just saying that because They want me to.  Maybe I am a catspaw of them and don't even know it.  Or maybe I have been an agent of Them all along, and have been keeping up this blog to waste an hour of Beagles evening so that he won't notice Them edging ever closer to Beaglesonia with that gay dog for him to marry.  I said earlier we can never know what They really want, but I think we can safely assume that They want Beagle to marry that gay dog.

In which case i will take this opportunity to laugh the evil laugh.

Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha.