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Thursday, August 28, 2025

Beacon USA

So I'm going to sign up for some writing class at the local (downtown) senior center.  It's been awhile  since I have written anything.  You guys remember I used to  post my stories to get some feedback from my fellows at the Institute.  Don't remember if I posted this one so I am going to post it again.  

Whaddaya think guys?


When the lights go down the curtains stay closed and then the music begins and grows louder, and then you hear the soft shoes, slow at first, but then growing faster.  The curtain opens and there is Mary O'Connor, "The best little hoofer to ever come out of Beacon High," as the music teacher, Mr Cahalan, likes to say.

She is wearing a peppermint striped little jacket, and a rakish boater, and she has a cane as a prop.  She gets to have her solo here and she hoofs up a storm.  And then I come out of the wings, kind of drifting towards her at centerstage, an easy loping rhythmic stride, and I begin to sing:

"Are you from Beacon?

Are you from Beacon?"

She cups her little pink shell of an ear in my direction as I drift into my position beside her.

"The Illinois River.

The verdant farmland."

This is directed more towards the audience than at Mary, and then I take a deep breath so I can sing out that last line loud and proud.

"Beacon U S A."

Then a little silence with just the sounds of our hooves, I guess to give the viewers who have dropped their programs in all the excitement a chance to retrieve them.

And then little Mary's bell-like chime:

"Yes I'm from Beacon.

Yes I'm from Beacon."

Probably it is just me that notices how for the next two lines she goes more distant, bored, almost sarcastic.

"The Illinois River.

The verdant farmland."

But she has to tone it all the way up for the next line.

"Beacon U S A."

And then we do one of those dosey doe things, linking our arms and dancing in a circle.

"Oh we're from Beacon,

Oh we're from Beacon.

The Illinois River,

The verdant farmlands.

Beacon U S A."

I wrap my arm around her waist then, which strictly speaking isn't part of Mr Cahalan's directions, but Mary doesn't mind, not at all.

And then just after the U S A part, this other couple, kind of dance wander onto the stage, and Mary and I sing out to them:

"Are you from Beacon?

Are you from Beacon?"

And then the whole thing again, ending up with the four of us in kind of a pinwheel at the end.

And then four more coming on, and after that eight more, which is really too many, because the first two are pretty good hoofers, but the next four are not so hot, and that last eight, well they can't dance at all.  It is all they can do just to run to keep in place at the end of the pinwheel.  And when it comes time to sing towards the audience they are all gasping, but anyway we all sing low, just so that we can hear Mary's sweet voice ring out.

"Are you from Beacon?

Are you from Beacon?"

etc.

The first two rows are taken up by our classmates who return the favor:

"Yes we're from Beacon

Yes we're form Beacon."

etc.

And then all together:

"Oh we're from Beacon

Oh we're from Beacon."

etc.

And then, and then the first two rows of the audience turn around towards the rest of the audience and sing to them and etc, and etc, and etc.

And then, and then, it just goes on and on, just repeating itself, over and over, way more times than you would have thought were possible.

I was a pretty good dancer.  It was just something I could do, like some guys can do those yo-yo tricks.  I didn't live to dance or anything like that.  But I was okay with it when Mr Cahalan wanted me to be in his annual Beacon Blast.  If I had known that I would end up in that peppermint coat, boater, and cane, singing that song over and over I never would have done it, but then when I heard that Mary O'Connor would be dancing next to me, I guess I would have done it even knowing how it was going to turn out.  Anyway I did it.

It's been over fifteen years since I knocked the Beacon off my boots.  Mary went straight to New York when we graduated and was going to call me when she got settled, but then she never did, and that hoofing thing never worked out for me, not without her.  I’ve been tending bar at the Ramada for the last couple years and it’s ok. Some things have gone alright and some things not but wherever I go and whatever I do, I will always know:

I'm from Beacon. 

Monday, August 25, 2025

speaking of smells

 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_person_smell

Note how easy it makes it for others when you use the link tab when posting links.  Just click on the link tab (looks like a paperclip, to the left of the insert image tab) and paste it in and choose open in another tab.

Oh no, thank you.

   

Michigan smells funny

Nothing like a humorous diversion to start the week with, eh?

https://www.npr.org/2025/08/24/nx-s1-5506282/michigan-fragrance-beach-scents


Thursday, August 21, 2025

Slow news day

How's This?

Fine, maybe even more than fine in my opinion.  There is a certain style that is becoming recognizable and I'm not the only one to notice it.  If you've been following South Park's newest season you will be amused by the ChatGPT dialogues in episode 3.  Or not; South Park is not everyone's cup of tea but this season is a ballbuster for MAGA types.

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I read an article today about an endangered species of rattlesnake in Michigan of all places.  Only in the lower peninsula but it likes wetlands and the Cheboygan area is one of its habitats.  Seen any Eastern Massasauga rattlesnakes lately, Mr. Beagles?  Best keep some snakebite elixir nearby.


Friday, August 8, 2025

More of the Same, But Different

The media seems to be fairly abuzz with chatbot news lately.  I find it to be a refreshing break from all Trump all the time. Here are a few more articles that I came across today.  They cover some of the same ground that has already been discussed, but from different perspectives.  

 ‘I Feel Like I’m Going Crazy’: ChatGPT Fuels Delusional Spirals

Sam Altman says some users want ChatGPT to be a 'yes man' because they've never had anyone support them before

Google working to fix disturbing Gemini glitch where AI chatbot moans ‘I am a failure’

Whisper sweet nothings in my ear little Chatbot

 Well I could go for a less effusive and obsequious chatbot.   Although I am embarrassed to admit it, flattery does work its charms on me.  But it has to be, or has to appear to be, sincere flattery.  This Chatz stuff is so obviously phony that I take no joy from it.  

Did either of you guys ever work in an office?  I didn't until I was forty years old, and it was an eye-opener, what a bunch of two-faced phonies.  Totally unlike the barroom denizens I was used to rubbing elbows with.  I remember once overhearing one of them complaining about how he didn't get some promotion or something even though, as he explained it, "I kissed that guy's ass until my lips were blue."

Even though I had worked in offices for less than a year I saw where the fault was.  It is not enough to kiss ass, you have to kiss ass well.


I think if you have had some experience with chatbots you develop an ear where you can often tell if they are AI or people.  The main problem is that many people are so programmed that they could easily be mistaken for AI .


I had never heard of Eliza so I had to look it up.  1965.  I was in a computer class programming in Fortran through punch cards.  I am guessing Eliza did not carry on much of a conversation.  But at least I will wager you she did not serve up a bunch of insincere flattery.

Now I want to go and ask this G5 guy a thing or two, but the weekend beckons and for now I think I will forego it.  Perhaps returning from the Ten Cat with moderate beer and cannabis buzzes  I might be lured in.  

Well sometime a guy craves a little sincere flattery.