Tell us a story Beagles

 First off two questions.

I thought you had a generator.

If you have a phone for emergencies how will you know if it is an emergency if your phone is off?

I think I may have heard something about northern Michigan and meant to check into it but obviously I didn't.

I remember back in the day back in my hood we had blackouts from time to time and everybody came out of their houses and asked each other what in Sam Hill is going on.  Nobody knew.  Probably some wag made up some rumor and then everybody said, oh yeah, that's what it must be.  In a couple hours the power would come back and everybody would go back to their houses.  It was a pleasant break in a boring day or night and it brought the neighbors closer together.

I expect it's not the same in the freehold, nobody to ask what the Sam Hill (wiki is at a loss, Hill was likely a euphemism for Hell, and there were numerous Sam Hills around 200 years ago, and it might refer to anyone, after that wiki shrugs, and asks for a few bucks to maintain their mission) is going on.  And apparently it lasted longer than that in the swamp but I figure Beagles is intending to spin us a yarn and I will let him have the floor.

But first a word about this poor guy spirited off to Hell prison, by mistake even Trump says that.  But, what the hell, the guy was from south of the border and he had tattoos so let him rot.  A terrible miscarriage of the law, but what is anybody going to do about it?  The Supreme Court has said he has to be released but has not set a deadline and so far no move had been made to get him out.

I kind of suspect the Supremes were afraid to set a deadline because what can they do when he doesn't budge?  Call out their army?  

Which goes back to what I was talking about earlier.  If Trump orders dissenting Supremes be brought before him so he can put them in Hell prison, you know that Bondi and Hegseth or whoever will not hesitate to order their people to get him.  Their top guy will tell the next guy who will tell the next guy until it gets to the guy with the gun, and will anybody down the chain, knowing it is an unlawful order refuse?  I don't know.

And now I will give the floor back to Beagles to tell his exciting tale.