you talking to me, earthling?

I was going to begin by saying what makes you think those Martians wouldn’t rebel against a multinational corporation, but then I had to ask myself, what the hell are we talking about?

But the whole conversation got me to thinking, why are we Earthlings? Venusians are Venusians, Martians are Martians, Jovians are Jovians, Saturn, Neptune, Uranus, and Mercury are some kind of ‘ians’ I am sure, why are we ‘lings’ like in ducklings or something? How are we to hold our heads up in the solar system when we go to those Star Wars bars? You know everybody will be picking on us.

Moon Men get to be Moon Men and that is pretty cool, and now that I think about it I have heard us referred to as Earthmen which is not bad, but what of our dogs and cats? And you know the ladies are not going to go for that.

Speaking of those bailouts I am just not sure. I was vaguely for them at the time. Those economy guys had me bamboozled, or maybe they were telling me the right stuff, how do I know? The reason this guy Geithner, who has just wrote a book (That’s how these guys get in the papers and on tv writing a book and going on book tours. Maybe if we edited out the best of our blog and called it “How Beaglesonianism Can Save the World,” (Seems like saving the world boosts your sales) we could be sitting in interview room of some podunk local tv station in our marryin and buryin suits and being all witty and perceptive and all), gives for the bailout is that if us Joe Sixpacks had let the super rich go down the tubes, we would have gone down the tubes even further.

You know me Beagles, I am as big a fan of soaking the rich as anybody, but what if I got all soaked too? If I got kicked out of my condo it would no comfort to me at all to see the fatcats get booted from their mansions on the hill.

That’s the problem with the rich, they have all the money, they go to those fancy schools and talk that high-toned talk, and bamboozle even a guy like me who thinks he’s pretty smart. Maybe we need to bring back communism. How much better off are we now that it is extinct except for some questionable little island in the Caribbean?