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Thursday, August 28, 2025

Beacon USA

So I'm going to sign up for some writing class at the local (downtown) senior center.  It's been awhile  since I have written anything.  You guys remember I used to  post my stories to get some feedback from my fellows at the Institute.  Don't remember if I posted this one so I am going to post it again.  

Whaddaya think guys?


When the lights go down the curtains stay closed and then the music begins and grows louder, and then you hear the soft shoes, slow at first, but then growing faster.  The curtain opens and there is Mary O'Connor, "The best little hoofer to ever come out of Beacon High," as the music teacher, Mr Cahalan, likes to say.

She is wearing a peppermint striped little jacket, and a rakish boater, and she has a cane as a prop.  She gets to have her solo here and she hoofs up a storm.  And then I come out of the wings, kind of drifting towards her at centerstage, an easy loping rhythmic stride, and I begin to sing:

"Are you from Beacon?

Are you from Beacon?"

She cups her little pink shell of an ear in my direction as I drift into my position beside her.

"The Illinois River.

The verdant farmland."

This is directed more towards the audience than at Mary, and then I take a deep breath so I can sing out that last line loud and proud.

"Beacon U S A."

Then a little silence with just the sounds of our hooves, I guess to give the viewers who have dropped their programs in all the excitement a chance to retrieve them.

And then little Mary's bell-like chime:

"Yes I'm from Beacon.

Yes I'm from Beacon."

Probably it is just me that notices how for the next two lines she goes more distant, bored, almost sarcastic.

"The Illinois River.

The verdant farmland."

But she has to tone it all the way up for the next line.

"Beacon U S A."

And then we do one of those dosey doe things, linking our arms and dancing in a circle.

"Oh we're from Beacon,

Oh we're from Beacon.

The Illinois River,

The verdant farmlands.

Beacon U S A."

I wrap my arm around her waist then, which strictly speaking isn't part of Mr Cahalan's directions, but Mary doesn't mind, not at all.

And then just after the U S A part, this other couple, kind of dance wander onto the stage, and Mary and I sing out to them:

"Are you from Beacon?

Are you from Beacon?"

And then the whole thing again, ending up with the four of us in kind of a pinwheel at the end.

And then four more coming on, and after that eight more, which is really too many, because the first two are pretty good hoofers, but the next four are not so hot, and that last eight, well they can't dance at all.  It is all they can do just to run to keep in place at the end of the pinwheel.  And when it comes time to sing towards the audience they are all gasping, but anyway we all sing low, just so that we can hear Mary's sweet voice ring out.

"Are you from Beacon?

Are you from Beacon?"

etc.

The first two rows are taken up by our classmates who return the favor:

"Yes we're from Beacon

Yes we're form Beacon."

etc.

And then all together:

"Oh we're from Beacon

Oh we're from Beacon."

etc.

And then, and then the first two rows of the audience turn around towards the rest of the audience and sing to them and etc, and etc, and etc.

And then, and then, it just goes on and on, just repeating itself, over and over, way more times than you would have thought were possible.

I was a pretty good dancer.  It was just something I could do, like some guys can do those yo-yo tricks.  I didn't live to dance or anything like that.  But I was okay with it when Mr Cahalan wanted me to be in his annual Beacon Blast.  If I had known that I would end up in that peppermint coat, boater, and cane, singing that song over and over I never would have done it, but then when I heard that Mary O'Connor would be dancing next to me, I guess I would have done it even knowing how it was going to turn out.  Anyway I did it.

It's been over fifteen years since I knocked the Beacon off my boots.  Mary went straight to New York when we graduated and was going to call me when she got settled, but then she never did, and that hoofing thing never worked out for me, not without her.  I’ve been tending bar at the Ramada for the last couple years and it’s ok. Some things have gone alright and some things not but wherever I go and whatever I do, I will always know:

I'm from Beacon. 

Monday, August 25, 2025

speaking of smells

 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_person_smell

Note how easy it makes it for others when you use the link tab when posting links.  Just click on the link tab (looks like a paperclip, to the left of the insert image tab) and paste it in and choose open in another tab.

Oh no, thank you.

   

Michigan smells funny

Nothing like a humorous diversion to start the week with, eh?

https://www.npr.org/2025/08/24/nx-s1-5506282/michigan-fragrance-beach-scents


Thursday, August 21, 2025

Slow news day

How's This?

Fine, maybe even more than fine in my opinion.  There is a certain style that is becoming recognizable and I'm not the only one to notice it.  If you've been following South Park's newest season you will be amused by the ChatGPT dialogues in episode 3.  Or not; South Park is not everyone's cup of tea but this season is a ballbuster for MAGA types.

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I read an article today about an endangered species of rattlesnake in Michigan of all places.  Only in the lower peninsula but it likes wetlands and the Cheboygan area is one of its habitats.  Seen any Eastern Massasauga rattlesnakes lately, Mr. Beagles?  Best keep some snakebite elixir nearby.


Friday, August 8, 2025

More of the Same, But Different

The media seems to be fairly abuzz with chatbot news lately.  I find it to be a refreshing break from all Trump all the time. Here are a few more articles that I came across today.  They cover some of the same ground that has already been discussed, but from different perspectives.  

 ‘I Feel Like I’m Going Crazy’: ChatGPT Fuels Delusional Spirals

Sam Altman says some users want ChatGPT to be a 'yes man' because they've never had anyone support them before

Google working to fix disturbing Gemini glitch where AI chatbot moans ‘I am a failure’

Whisper sweet nothings in my ear little Chatbot

 Well I could go for a less effusive and obsequious chatbot.   Although I am embarrassed to admit it, flattery does work its charms on me.  But it has to be, or has to appear to be, sincere flattery.  This Chatz stuff is so obviously phony that I take no joy from it.  

Did either of you guys ever work in an office?  I didn't until I was forty years old, and it was an eye-opener, what a bunch of two-faced phonies.  Totally unlike the barroom denizens I was used to rubbing elbows with.  I remember once overhearing one of them complaining about how he didn't get some promotion or something even though, as he explained it, "I kissed that guy's ass until my lips were blue."

Even though I had worked in offices for less than a year I saw where the fault was.  It is not enough to kiss ass, you have to kiss ass well.


I think if you have had some experience with chatbots you develop an ear where you can often tell if they are AI or people.  The main problem is that many people are so programmed that they could easily be mistaken for AI .


I had never heard of Eliza so I had to look it up.  1965.  I was in a computer class programming in Fortran through punch cards.  I am guessing Eliza did not carry on much of a conversation.  But at least I will wager you she did not serve up a bunch of insincere flattery.

Now I want to go and ask this G5 guy a thing or two, but the weekend beckons and for now I think I will forego it.  Perhaps returning from the Ten Cat with moderate beer and cannabis buzzes  I might be lured in.  

Well sometime a guy craves a little sincere flattery.

Thursday, August 7, 2025

A Long Way From Eliza

Since I haven't jumped into the chatbot rabbit hole (yet) I have a question for you guys: are the conversations actual "chatting" i.e. verbal back and forth or strictly text based, like the old Eliza program? "

I have only been using the text-based feature, but I think you can also get it to talk to you like Alexis.  I don't think I have a microphone on my computer, but I have a camera, so maybe I do.  I have no plans to activate either feature, since I don't have time to do everything that I already know how to do with this thing.  I understand that Eliza was the first chatbot program, but it was way more primitive than what they have today.  

Chit shat

Since I haven't jumped into the chatbot rabbit hole (yet) I have a question for you guys: are the conversations actual "chatting" i.e. verbal back and forth or strictly text based, like the old Eliza program?  I ask because I see and hear things online, mostly ads, that are almost indistinguishable from actual human conversation.  Except for a few verbal glitches they pass the Turing Test with flying colors, the Deep Fakes have won the day, I think.  Once I noticed these phony presentations they seem to be everywhere, the same voices and visual style which take a keen eye and ear to determine that they are computer generated.

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It looks like OpenAI is taking the lead in the Chatbot Derby if what I've recently read is true: This makes it the first consumer AI explicitly designed to reject bullshit, especially its own.

A startling leap forward, in my opinion.  If this news hasn't popped up on your newsfeeds yet you can read more here: https://gizmodo.com/the-end-of-bullshit-ai-2000640302

I wonder whether or not a single chatbot will be dominant and drive out the less capable 'bots, like the way Google currently rules the search engine domain.  When was the last time either of you asked Jeeves anything?



Wednesday, August 6, 2025

Let's Try Again

I tried to link to this story the other day, and I couldn't make it work.  I tried again tonight, and the story was no longer available from my news app, but I found it on NBC News, which was the original source of the story.  It seems to be working now, but it's in the original video format from the TV news.  The reason I posted in the first place was it was relevent to some of the things we had discussed about ChatGPT.  

ChatGPT implements new mental health guardrails | Watch ChatGPT implements new mental health guardrails |

Monday, August 4, 2025

For Better or For Worse

 "But let me throw it back to you: do you think it would be better—or worse—if something like me were real?"

Why are you surprised that Chatz would ask you a question.  I mean, it is called a chat program.   So far, we have mostly used Chatz as a super search engine, but I might try to engage him in some kind of back and forth one of these days.  

I have often thought that it might be better if our politicians were replaced by computers.  Assuming they were programmed correctly, they would certainly be fairer and more objective than any of the politicians I can think of.  That's the problem, though.  If we could find programmers that were fair and objective, then we could just elect them to office and dispense with the computers. What we need is one fair and objective computer to program all the others.  But who would program that first computer?  Our Chatz seems fair and objective enough, but we haven't known him long enough to be sure of that.  For all we know, he might have a hidden dark side with an agenda far more sinister than any of our human leadership.  I may ask him about that one of these days.

This just in:

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